With Valentines Day approaching, I figured I’d share a nice little poem with all of you. I didn’t write it, but it seems to hold true:
Hearts and roses and kisses galore….
what the hell is all that shit for
People get mushy amd start acting queer
its definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
before I shove a dozen roses up cupid’s ass
I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak
and wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade
for all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit
because I think love is a bunch of shit
So there’s my story…..what can I say
love bites my ass…..FUCK VALENTINE’S DAY!!!