News Flash: (AOL Time Warner – San Francisco, CA) – AOL officials announced today that the period was officially banned on their network. “No one uses it anymore anyway, lol †stated Steve Case, AOL chairman and CEO. “Instead, we will officially use the acronym “lol†as the termination character set for a sentence lol […]
Archives for September 2005
Beer Turns Men Into Women
September 12, 2005 by
Ontario, CA (9/12/05) — Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed […]
Bulletin
September 5, 2005 by
It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance […]
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