September 26, 2023

Archives for September 2005

Laughing Out Loud

News Flash: (AOL Time Warner – San Francisco, CA) – AOL officials announced today that the period was officially banned on their network. “No one uses it anymore anyway, lol ” stated Steve Case, AOL chairman and CEO. “Instead, we will officially use the acronym “lol” as the termination character set for a sentence lol […]

Beer Turns Men Into Women

Ontario, CA (9/12/05) — Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed […]


It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance […]