October 25, 2014

Hey You Damned Kids Get Off My Lawn

Wow, I feel like an old man. I was watching TV last night waiting for FOX to tell us if the world series was going to be cancelled or not when I heard a noise outside.

Before I get to that though, what was up with FOX? Apparantley the rain was over 25 miles wide on the radar, and they strung us along anyway just so their crappy “war at home” show could get viewers. They could have made that decision within 30 min of the scheduled start time, not 2 hours.

Ok, so I hear this noise right.. and I look outside to see 3 kids kicking over all the trash cans on my street. WTF??

Since I’ve had my car broken into in my driveway 3 times so far, (prior to getting an alarm installed) I called the police on them. Man do I feel old.. I’d have never done that before. In fact, a few years ago I’d probably have had friends who’ve done that stuff before.

Speaking of criminals, This has to be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long long time.

Anyway, I just wanted to rant a little bit to break that whole “newsy” type feel again.

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Ryan Jones is an SEO from Detroit. By day he works as a manager of SEO & Analytics at SapientNitro where his team performs SEO for Fortune500 clients. By night he's either playing hockey or attempting to take over the world with his own websites - which he would have already succeeded in doing had it not been for those meddling kids and their dog. The views expressed here have not been paid for and belong only to Ryan, not any of his employers or clients. Follow Ryan on Twitter at: @RyanJones, add him on Google+ or visit his personal website: www.RyanMJones.com