May 29, 2023

Election Time

It’s getting to be election time again so I thought I’d chime in with some timely advice. Bin Laden is expected to reccomend voting republican so that he can stay in business. Of course if you’re in Florida you’ll probably be voting republican anyway – even if you selected democrat thanks to faulty voting machines. Consipiracy anyone?

Speaking of voting machines I don’t know what’s worse: The fact that Hugo Chavez owns them or that they’re so easily hacked.

So remember, as you head to the polls: It’s not important who you vote for. It’s not even important that you vote. What’s important is that you actually believe your vote matters when selecting the oligarchy to rule over us.

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