May 25, 2019

Happy Valentines Day

With Valentines Day approaching, I figured I’d share a nice little poem with all of you. I didn’t write it, but it seems to hold true:

Hearts and roses and kisses galore….

what the hell is all that shit for

People get mushy amd start acting queer

its definitely the most annoying day of the year

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass

before I shove a dozen roses up cupid’s ass

I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak

and wear all black for the rest of the week

Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade

for all they are doing is trying to get laid

The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit

because I think love is a bunch of shit

So there’s my story…..what can I say

love bites my ass…..FUCK VALENTINE’S DAY!!!

About Ryan Jones

Ryan Jones is an SEO from Detroit. By day he works as a manager of SEO & Analytics at SapientNitro where his team performs SEO for Fortune500 clients. By night he's either playing hockey or attempting to take over the world with his own websites - which he would have already succeeded in doing had it not been for those meddling kids and their dog. The views expressed here have not been paid for and belong only to Ryan, not any of his employers or clients. Follow Ryan on Twitter at: @RyanJones, add him on Google+ or visit his personal website: www.RyanMJones.com