June 10, 2023

The untold weight loss story

Everyone wants a magical pill to be invented that makes weight loss easy. The market these days for miracle cure after miracle cure is amazing. Nothing like this has ever been shown on TV, but here at dotCULT pharmaceuticals we have invented quite possibly the best weight loss program you could ever hope for:

Step 1. Today, by exercising, burn off more fat/energy then you put on through eating.
Step 2. Repeat.

Amazing, isn?t it?

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