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January 1, 2005

You Owe Royalties

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ryan Jones @ 12:00 am

http://iamlearningdisabled.com/language-is-not-just-about-speech/ No seriously.. thanks to the wonderful invention of the Patent, if you’ve ever done one of the following tasks, you owe the patent holder royalties:

• licked a postage stamp

• swung sideways on a playground swing

• compared 2 numbers to see if they are “not equal”

• Used a stick as a dog toy.

• used a laser pointer to entertain or exercise a cat (4 patents relating to this)

• Made a webpage with a form on it.

• sent a smiley face 🙂 over a wireless device

Anybody else know of any crazy patents?

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