June 10, 2023


I haven’t gotten any sleep the past few days due to my cat being in heat. If you’ve never experienced the pleasantness of a cat in heat, do this: Take your bed to the busiest intersection you can find and put it right in the middle. You’ll get more sleep than I did.

They say it lasts 5-10 days, and this is day 6 so hopefully it won’t be that much longer. I have to think my neighbors are getting a bit fed up, because I can actually hear her from outside – through a shut door – while in the car – with the windows up – the air on – the motor running – and the music playing.

I’ll be posting an update soon – after the screaming stops and the cat gets fixed.

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  1. I’ll never forget the night I called 9-11 about the baby that wouldn’t stop crying. On and on it wailed through the night. Several nights later, after stressing over who was neglecting their child, a neighbor informed me that there was an alley cat on the prowl on our street:0