October 20, 2020

Screw It, I’m Out.

Somebody just stole the spare tire cover off of my jeep – while it was parked in my driveway – with 2 other cars behind it.

That marks the 7th time in the last year that somebody has tried breaking into my car, stole something off of my car, or wrote on one of my friends cars with marker while they were all parked in my driveway.

I can’t take it anymore. I’ve made up my mind that I’m moving away from all of the trash that lives here.

Allen Park used to be a nice suburb of Detroit, but with the housing market tumbling it’s nothing but low income families moving in – and I’m noticing a huge difference.

On a side note, anybody want to buy a very affordable house? Allen Park is a nice suburb of Detroit….

About Ryan Jones

Ryan Jones is an SEO from Detroit. By day he works as a manager of SEO & Analytics at SapientNitro where his team performs SEO for Fortune500 clients. By night he's either playing hockey or attempting to take over the world with his own websites - which he would have already succeeded in doing had it not been for those meddling kids and their dog. The views expressed here have not been paid for and belong only to Ryan, not any of his employers or clients. Follow Ryan on Twitter at: @RyanJones, add him on Google+ or visit his personal website: www.RyanMJones.com

Comments

  1. move down to Texas, you steal or break into our shit we shoot your ass.

  2. I was going to say – you’re American, can’t you just shoot them?