December 5, 2021

Salon or Strip Club?

Brian and I got into an interesting conversation on the way back from the casino last night about hair salon, tanning salon, and strip club names. The gist of it: It’s hard to tell the difference.

here, I’ll list local places in Michigan and you tell me if they’re a tanning salon, hair salon, or strip club. The only way to find out is to call or just walk in – and that can be a little weird if you’re simply looking to get a hair cut (or worse, get your kids hair cut.)

Here’s a little business tip though: Hair salons don’t have valet parking. Any strip club you’d ever consider taking your out of town business contacts to should definitely offer valet.

Let’s play Salon or Strip Club:

  1. Lady Jane’s
  2. Subes
  3. The Lions Den
  4. Korenda
  5. Atlantis
  6. Soleil
  7. Vivid Images
  8. BTs
  9. Val Luar
  10. Studio 4
  11. Deja Vu
  12. Beach Bunniez
  13. Charisma (ok this one is in Dayton Ohio, Hi Jeff)

Ok how’d you do? Here’s the answers:

Strip Clubs: 2, 5, 8, 10, 11

Hair Salons: 1, 3, 4, 6, 13

Tanning: 7, 9, 12, 13

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