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January 1, 2005

Catsup is NOT a non-renewable resource

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ryan Jones @ 12:00 am

Remember when I said I’d be posting alot more? Hows 3 posts in one day (so far) for you?

Yes I at one time used to work fast food, so I do know that giving away ketchup when the customer doesn’t ask for it is wasteful.

But when they do ask for it, give them some!

When confronted with the proverbial “can I have some catsup packets?” question today, the portly register jockey responded by looking off into the distance and handing me 1 packet.

Of course, I followed up this engaging conversation with “I’m going to need a LOT more than that”. To which, without missing a beat this plumper dug deep under the counter, and handed me a whopping 2 more.

3 catsup packets will not work for a burger (ordered sans catsup so I can put my own on), large fry, and chicken nuggets. It’s a fact.

Anyway, now that I’m done being fat for today, it’s time to get back to work.

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