June 10, 2023

Halftime Show

I used to be your rooster, now I’m just your Cock.

You make a dead man come.

There, I said it. What was so terrible about that?

Thank GOD the NFL had a 5 second delay so that nobody had to be subjected to Mick Jagger saying cock and come in 2 songs that recieve unedited national airplay.

They may be clean enough for the radio censors to play hundreds of times a day across America, but thank GOD they protected me from them during the superbowl halftime show.

It’s not like anybody could understand him anyway.

Does anybody else remember what life used to be like about 6 years ago when people weren’t offended by crap like this?

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