Screw It, I’m Out.

November 8th, 2008

Somebody just stole the spare tire cover off of my jeep - while it was parked in my driveway - with 2 other cars behind it.

That marks the 7th time in the last year that somebody has tried breaking into my car, stole something off of my car, or wrote on one of my friends cars with marker while they were all parked in my driveway.

I can’t take it anymore. I’ve made up my mind that I’m moving away from all of the trash that lives here.

Allen Park used to be a nice suburb of Detroit, but with the housing market tumbling it’s nothing but low income families moving in - and I’m noticing a huge difference.

On a side note, anybody want to buy a very affordable house? Allen Park is a nice suburb of Detroit….

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  • 1. Brad  |  November 9th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    move down to Texas, you steal or break into our shit we shoot your ass.

  • 2. Alexander  |  November 12th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    I was going to say - you’re American, can’t you just shoot them?

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