If you don’t think we’re headed toward recession right now just wait – it’s going to get a lot worse. There’s 2 very critical economic effects happening right now that will ultimately topple the American economy: Gas and milk prices are rising. Here’s how it works: If oil hits $200/barrel then it’s selling for $4.75/gallon [...]

By now I’m sure that everybody is familiar with the story of Megan Meier – the girl who committed suicide after getting bullying notes from a parent posing as a teenager on MySpace. If you watched the Today Show today, they had the girl’s mother on the show talking about how a 20 year prison [...]

If you need to go anywhere in the Detroit area today – you probably can’t get there. There’s nothing in town to cause extra traffic, it’s just that the state has totally fucked up every major roadway there is. Detroit has 2 major arteries. I-75 and I-94. One goes north and south, the other east [...]

While playing Mario Kart Wii with a cop friend of mine the other day we started getting into a discussion of the legalities and illegalities of automobiles. Don’t ask how, but it had something to do with him petitioning to get Waluigi disqualified from the race. Did you know that the vehicle you’re driving right [...]

It’s raining outside, and I CAN SEE IT WITHOUT MY GLASSES!!! I had LASIK on Monday and it’s great! For those who don’t know me I recently developed an allergy to my contacts, and wearing glasses to play hockey or softball was just awkward. It’s only been 2 days since I had it, and already [...]