Whoever keeps breaking into my Jeep, please stop. As you saw the first 2 times, there was nothing valuable in there. The first time you made off with an antenna ball, and $3 in change. The next time, it was about $1 in change, AND you decided to make a mess of the car. Today, [...]

The internet is not a direct marketing medium. Now that I?ve got that out of the way, it IS a great place to practice direct marketing. No, I?m not going crazy but before I can explain what I mean, we?ll need to get you thinking like a direct marketer (ok so maybe just a little [...]

Just a quick note to say that Kansas currently Ranks Last in educational science standards. I’m no expert, but it might have something to do with the fact that they teach intelligent design in schools there. Whether it’s how the world was created or not, intelligent design is not a science. There is no scientific [...]

Remember the southern lady smoking a cigarette and worried about the effects of a jackhammer on her unborn baby? If you thought she was stupid, check out these Rednecks and their version of a “roller coaster”. Reading about 3 redneck pancakes on fark.com in 3….2….

You know how they say a picture is worth 1000 words? In this case, I think 997 of them are “Ha”. The sheer stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me eh?

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. That’s [...]

God creates dinosaurs God destroys dinosaurs God creates man Man destroys God Man creates dinosaurs Dinosaurs eat man. Man destroys dinosaurs. Man creates 2 sequels. Drexler warns of grey goo. Man creates grey goo. Grey goo destroys man?

I watched it. However, I am not outraged. I do not feel that Nick Berg’s death warrants the retaliation that others, including our leader, may think. At the same time, I do not agree with Al Queda’s decision to publish this execution. My only sentiments are the same as they have always been. If the [...]

I won’t be updating until monday. I’ll be up north at the Garland resort for my company’s Xmas party. It should be a fun time of good food, good drinks, and cards. Speaking of good drinks, check out the Granny who hit the 3 story beer bong. That beer bong is in Ann Arbor, and [...]

MSN is looking for search champs for an upcoming conference. You apply, and if you win you’ll be given an all expense paid trip to Redmond to chat about MSN search with it’s developers. Sounds like a unique opportunity, especially for coders to network. I’m going to ruin my chance of getting picked right now [...]