Slashdot reports that the web turned 16 years old today, and they celebrate by showing us the oldest webpage that’s still unmodified. 16 wow… it seems like just yesterday it was still wearing diapers. It’s starting to show it’s age too. Just like a normal teenager it uses bad grammar, is totally obsessed with porn, [...]

Usng Txt Spk on Exms in NZ iz 2 b ok nw dat da NZ QA sd dat stdnts cn uz txt spk on x-ams as lng as itz rdable. Da NZQA stil sez 2 uze prpr Nglsh but dat stdnts wont B mrkd dwn as lng as da answr clrly shws da prpr undrstndg [...]

November 7th is a day of choice. It’s a day where Americans can let their voice be heard. None was heard louder than the voice of Britney Spears when she told the parasitic K-Fed to take a hike. That’s right, the former mousketeer filed for a divorce from Kevin Federline. Britney’s parents are calling her [...]

Did You Vote Yet? Don’t Forget! The polls are open until 8.

Election time is finally upon us and I can’t be more relieved. I’ll be so happy when all of these damned commercials finally stop. I can’t speak for the rest of the country, but it seems like Dick Devos has been campaigning since June. I wouldn’t be so annoyed if they were good commercials – [...]

With the All Star game tomorrow and the Super Bowl coming later this year to Detroit, we at dotCULT would like to provide the following primer on driving to and from your destination in Detroit. 1. First, you must learn to pronounce the city name. It’s Di-troit. NOT DEE-troit. If you pronounce it DEE-Troit then [...]

What does equality mean to you? Does it mean treating everybody equal? Does it mean that everybody – regardless of race, religion, gender, or beliefs – gets the same opportunities? That’s what it means to me. Equality means being blind to one’s skin color, one’s religion, what particular apparatus they have between their legs, and [...]

Wow, Halloween was a few days ago. I barely noticed. I was invited to play hockey on tuesday, and since I got new skates I couldn’t pass up a chance to break them in. Man do my feet hurt! Anyway, I returned home from hockey at 8pm to see that every neighbor on my street’s [...]